Sometimes the un-dead (not to be confused with those alive who act or appear like the un-dead) can be just flat out annoying. Be prepared with your own Phoenix Bats original: the Zombie Whacker. While you won't be hitting any game balls with this bat, you sure as heck can take care of pesky zombies wanting to eat your brains. Of course, you may just be a Walking Dead fan, and that's an okay reason to purchase as well (think of it as dual purpose....just in case).
Zombie Whacker Wood Bat Stats:
Stats???? We're whacking Zombies here, folks! It will get the job done (or look wicked at your desk or in the man cave).
Each wood bat, typically varying in specifications, will be all natural hardwood of maple, ash or birch.
Weight of each? Let's just say this: way too lite and Zombie gets the last laugh; way too heavy and Zombie still gets the last laugh as you will be too slow at playing "whack-a-zombie." We're not fans of either of those, so we do our best to still make them reasonably swing-able.
: Out the door in 2 days or less!
Special Shipping Rate for Zombie Whacker or Clown Thumper -only orders within continental U.S.:
Pick Home/Ground Delivery (unless you need expedited transit) at Checkout page.
Shipping fee adjusted to $10 for 1st Zombie Whacker or Clown Thumper, +$2 for each additional. Adjustment made after order submission, prior to order ship.
Orders totaling $95 or more, regardless of what's in your shopping cart, don't pay shipping. So order 5 and give 'em to Walking Dead watching friends.
While all game bats are covered under Phoenix Bats Risk Free Guarantee, the Zombie Whacker is not. You think we want to run the risk of being blamed when a Zombie shows up on your doorstep or at the mall and you foolishly decided to send it back? Heck no!!!
And since some chuckle-head actually emailed us, complaining that we were advocating hitting someone with a bat when we offered this bat in a limited run prior: "Phoenix Bats in no way supports hitting any living creature with a bat....unless he or she or it is Undead (not alive, not dead, but a Zombie)".
BAT DISPLAY INFO:
A great way to show off your product in the man cave, at work or wherever this special keepsake deserves.
Our gallery-quality display starts at $5 and gives a wide range of options to choose from. For more info or to order separately, click here