Let's be honest, none of us can stand clowns. Those of us who had a clown show up at their 5th birthday party are still traumatized. NOW? There are clowns walking the streets? Be prepared with your own Phoenix Bats original: the Clown Thumper. While you won't be hitting any game balls with this bat, you sure as heck can take care of pesky clowns trying to chase you in the woods. Of course, you may just be a big fan of clowns, and that's an okay reason to purchase as well (think of it as dual purpose....just in case).
Clown Thumper Wood Bat Stats:
Stats???? We're thumping Clowns here, folks! It will get the job done (or look wicked at your desk or in the man cave).
Each wood bat, typically varying in specifications, will be all natural hardwood of maple, ash or birch.
Weight of each? Let's just say this: way too light and Clowns get the last laugh; way too heavy and a Clown still gets the last laugh as you will be too slow at playing "high striker." We're not fans of either of those, so we do our best to still make them reasonably swing-able.
: Out the door in 2 days or less!
Special Shipping Rate for Clown Thumper and Zombie Whacker -only orders within continental U.S.:
Pick Home/Ground Delivery (unless you need expedited transit) at Checkout page.
Shipping fee adjusted to $10 for 1st Clown Thumper and Zombie Whacker, +$2 for each additional. Adjustment made after order submission, prior to order ship.
Orders totaling $95 or more, regardless of what's in your shopping cart, are not charged shipping. So order 5 and give 'em to your friends for protection as well.
While all game bats are covered under Phoenix Bats Risk Free Guarantee, the Clown Thumper is not. You think we want to run the risk of being blamed when a Clown shows up on your doorstep and you foolishly decided to send it back? Heck no!!!
And since some chuckle-head actually emailed us, complaining that we were advocating hitting someone with a bat when we offered this bat in a limited run prior: "Phoenix Bats in no way supports hitting any living creature with a bat....unless he or she or it is Undead (not alive, not dead, but a Zombie)".
Looking for a way to display your Clown Thumper (or have it hung nearby)?
Check out our gallery-quality vertical bat display. It's a great way to show off your bat in the man cave, at work or wherever this special keepsake deserves.
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